Pappu, Chandu and Bittu were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
Pappu presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," Pappu says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. Chandu lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Bittu, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
# hindi jokes
